18 10 / 2011
another family convo
watching four corners last night - * = caro, mum, dad
chris: oh wow, look at that.
* : what the hell are you watching? that is disgusting
chris: it’s 23 week old baby
chris: how can you abort that fetus..it’s fuckin huge
dad: oh, they are having a cesarean! it’s more common these day did you know?
dad: if i had the choice, i would definitely choose my day to give birth!
mum in english: yeah fat chance buddy! nooo way
dad: nah, you choose the day, the time, place…all signs of good fortune
mum in english: haha, keep dream old man.
mum in english: when that baby comes, its coming!
chris: you know that babies only 500g!
mum: you were under 2kg
chris: yeah but i was 32 weeks when i was born mum
mum: WHAT! NOOO NOT 32 WEEKS.
caro: really mum?
mum: there is 9 months x 4 is 36…so YEAH you 32weeks!
chris: well done!
chris: did you know that if you squat, the baby is more likely to come out more easily
paul imitating a shit squat
dad explains to mum in viet what i just said.
mum in english : noooooo. youu LIE!
