the alchemist

Watching Embarrasing Bodies with Mum

mum: what the fuck is this show?
me: mum i dont think youll like this show..
mum: uhhh! turn it off! turn it off!
mum: hmph this show is bullshit
mum: look at that guys penis it looks horrible.
mum: official. this show is utter crap, turn it off!
mum: GAH! what is that!!
caro: haha you know how johnny has a birthmark on his head? it’s a birthmark but its on her leg
mum: that is no birth mark! look!
mum: that is disgusting! look at it! it green and shit.
me: mum! dont be rude! people feel self concious enough haha
mum: its bumpy…ugh i think i want to throw up
mum: women do something about it!
mum: thats it, i’m leaving!