January 2012
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i'm that girl
who gets the half past one call in the morning, because they know that I will be full well sober on a saturday night, and ask if i’m free to give one of their mates a lift to the hospital.
i’m also that girl who does it. but i’m more than okay that i’m that girl.
better have a story to tell than read someone elses story.
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The result of one too many Nikita episodes
HAD A MASSIVE NINJA MOMENT. IM SITTING IN MY BED IN THE DARK LISTENING TO MUSIC/WRITING THIS, CORNER OF MY EYE SEE A SPIDER SPIRLING DOWN AND I FULL JUST GRAB IT IN MY HAND AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!
CHRIS : 0.5
SPIDER 0.5 (Seeing as I don’t know where you went….)
December 2011
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2011, a year to remember
As 2011 has now ended, I have had to say that the year has truly been an memorable one.
recap: started the new year with close friends at Mel’s house. McCrae beach with the McNeill family. Epic cake making attempt it the most basic kitchen with the shittest cooking utensils with Barrat and Charlotte (up in Banksia). Dancing and drinking the day/night away at Future Music Festival, met some...
“As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a...”
– Carrie Bradshaw (via wordsandlyrics)
November 2011
5 posts
Leaving in 24 hours exactly
Have I got everything NO! Am I a little drunk? YES!
Brilliant work if I must say Chris.
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via quote-book)
October 2011
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Arriving At A Friend's House:
malik-zayn:
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
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tempted
when i was having lunch with jay wyatt on wednesday, we were on the topic of tattoos. she was like let’s get one right now. oh my god. i was soooo tempted. but i had to stop myself. i actually know what i want, and to some it probs is cheesy, but for me it represents two different things. the tattoo i want is compass, one with the whole north, south, east, west. to one represent life and...
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Dianna Agron, but you can call me Charlie.: A... →
felldowntherabbithole:
It’s Monday morning, I don’t know about you, but sometimes it is hard to get going. Today, try finding a way to celebrate you, another person close to you, or hey, a few people close to you! Or even a stranger. For yourself, treat yourself to something special. Being lazy for an hour, lying under…
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Birthday shenanigans
Had a great birthday with family and friends. Couldn’t have asked for much more.
Breaky at my favourite brunch hangout - Axil - with Phip, Zoe and Dani. ( Did the most horrendous park though haha)
Cleaned the house from top to bottom, pretty sure Mum thought it was her birthday when she came home to a spanking clean house.
Dinner with the most amazing girls, they’ve upgraded...
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another family convo
watching four corners last night - * = caro, mum, dad
chris: oh wow, look at that.
* : what the hell are you watching? that is disgusting
chris: it’s 23 week old baby
chris: how can you abort that fetus..it’s fuckin huge
dad: oh, they are having a cesarean! it’s more common these day did you know?
dad: if i had the choice, i would definitely choose my day to give...
tired of
assignments, uni, career choices, work, life in general.
but mainly, im tired of being tired. wish i was excited about life, but i’m just not.
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Only Best Friends...
wowfunniestposts:
GREET YOU LIKE:
WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE:
DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE:
DANCE WITH YOU LIKE:
CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE:
EAT WITH YOU LIKE:
SING WITH YOU LIKE:
BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE:
AND BE SOMEWHAT LOVING LIKE:
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The perks of being small
mindsbitsnpieces:
1. Getting heeled whilst on the tram (Was wearing flats too) =(
2. Tripping whilst getting on the bus because my legs are not long enough to reach from the curb to the side of the bus (but luckily not stacking it) lol
Awww babe, they are not perks! Haha, but don’t worry, It happens to me too! Well, not the tripping on the bus but getting heeled!. Paul did it to me =.=
categories
Funniest thing Kevin said from AA Ball. Playing categories, subject animals…happened something like this
Stan “Dog”
Kevin “Cat”
Chris “Koala”
Rae “Horse”
Hoe: “Guinea Pig”
Stan: Bird (???) Kevin: Dragon
Chris: Piii- *stan interrupts*
Stan: Wait what?! DRAGON?!!?
Kevin : Yeah! I swear dragon’s an animal!...
September 2011
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winter blues
god it feels like winters back doesnt it? along with all the depressing associations too. sitting on my couch feeding myself rekorderlig as a fuck you to the world. okay my day hasnt been that shit in comparison to other days, but i get this when i think that i’ve got a speeding fine. i should have paid attention, and even though mum and dad dont care, i just feel horrible knowing that i...
Trying to impress people when you dance
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Reality:
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That awkward moment when your family's guest...
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picssowonderful:
I’m like:
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Watching Embarrasing Bodies with Mum
mum: what the fuck is this show?
me: mum i dont think youll like this show.. mum: uhhh! turn it off! turn it off! mum: hmph this show is bullshit mum: look at that guys penis it looks horrible. mum: official. this show is utter crap, turn it off! mum: GAH! what is that!!
caro: haha you know how johnny has a birthmark on his head? it’s a birthmark but its on her leg mum: that is no birth...
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is it sad that i really appreciate this piece from...
Inhale…exhale…inhale…exhale… this is the interchange of life – breathing. Such a simple activity that undergirds everything you say and do and think and are.
Take this moment to take a deep breath, as deep as you can (to get the point you have to do just as I say). Okay, now without exhaling take another one. If you followed the instructions correctly, to take another breath, once you have...
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rant
you know everyday i cant help but get more and more annoyed with you. our relationship has definitely strained over the last few months, and its all your fault. i have done nothing but supportive but you turn around and make me feel as if im not worthy of anything. who are you too comment on whether i have enough money or whether i can support myself in the future? do you really think that money...
When I smile...
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Expectation:
Reality:
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Rien ne vous passe.: “Sometimes in life, you find... →
blowkissesnotboys:
“Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can’t stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just…
embe:
I kind of think I have the greatest friends. And whilst they are so different, I have something to learn from each one of them. Whether it is their sheer generosity, their ability to prioritise friendships before all else, their caring nature, how to cook a kick-ass lasagne or draw epic horses in 34 seconds…they’re all so talented.
And I’m so lucky to have them in my life :)
To many more...
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August 2011
14 posts
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conversation with mum in viet
me: hi mum, theres no food in the house!
mum:what you doing! eat the 2 min noodles? me: there isn’t any! me: oh can you please buy mi goreng?
mum: me what!? me: mii goooreeng *slowly pronouncing it*
mum: oh mi dao? me: *confused* what the shit? where did you get that!
mum: i dont know what you talking about! me: okay get a pen! me: i‘ll spell it out, M - I *SPACE* you get that?...
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Days... (Harry Potter edition)
myloverseyes:
When you hate everyone and everything:
When everything is wonderful and beautiful:
When you just don’t give a damn:
When you want to die:
When you find someone lovely to have a conversation with (new or old friend):
When some prick/bitch breaks your heart:
When your friends try to cheer you up:
When all your friends don’t invite you out with a group:
When...